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NataliyafdaS 03-12-2007 12:32 AM

Dating
 
Hi, I'm new here. I'd love to hook up with one of you guys cuz I'd love to chill w/ a guy who can take pictures. No wait, that sounded bad. I love GI Joe figures and like to take pictures of them... and uh, wait a second, wasn't this a spam originally???






*edited by Sonneilon*

ender098 03-12-2007 01:00 AM

I'm married, but I'd leave my wife for some of dat!!


SPAM!!!!

yorktownjoe 03-12-2007 05:45 AM

Everyone sounds nice on the internet...but this sounds like a 47 year old Euro weighing in the 275 range, with unsightly facial hair, on the biweekly bath plan. Gender undetermined... :eek:

Seems like a lot of SPAM recently... hmmm....

ender098 03-12-2007 07:42 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by yorktownjoe
Everyone sounds nice on the internet...but this sounds like a 47 year old Euro weighing in the 275 range, with unsightly facial hair, on the biweekly bath plan. Gender undetermined... :eek:

Seems like a lot of SPAM recently... hmmm....


Yorktownjoe, stop it! You're getting me all excited.... :D

nando 03-12-2007 08:57 AM

hey she is hot..... :cool:

yorktownjoe 03-12-2007 09:06 AM

Beware clicking links!! Did you guys just start using the internet yesterday!?!

Seriously, my personal policy is never to click links in spam, for fear of loss of personal info, adware, or my wife walking by.... ;)

Ruki Ren93 03-12-2007 10:39 AM

Very interesting...great show of...SPAM!!

Sonneilon 03-12-2007 12:05 PM

Hawaiians love spam. Put it in sushi and soups and stuff. I've never had it. I don't plan to.

And yes, I bumped this. Please have fun w/ the new message.

Outrider 03-12-2007 01:46 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by yorktownjoe
Everyone sounds nice on the internet...but this sounds like a 47 year old Euro weighing in the 275 range, with unsightly facial hair, on the biweekly bath plan. Gender undetermined... :eek:

Seems like a lot of SPAM recently... hmmm....


Lol!! :D And Yorky, stop getting Frank all worked up will ya? :)

General Scarlett 03-12-2007 03:33 PM

She wouldn't know a real woman if she got jacked up by one..................... ;)

miragearmor 03-12-2007 04:20 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by General Scarlett
She wouldn't know a real woman if she got jacked up by one..................... ;)


ROTFLOL! :D

That's the best qoute I've heard all week besides the reference of some canned luncheon meat.

HAHAHAHAHA! :D

Dersham 03-12-2007 07:00 PM

Sonn edited the message so I've missed the joke, what exactly did the spam say, or was that what it really said? And yeah clicking random links to some unknown space within the internet world is probably not such a great idea.

General Scarlett 03-12-2007 07:02 PM

It was some Hawaiian chick saying that she'd make some sort of hot passionate love to anyone stupid enough to hand over their Credit Card #, and a sperm sample..............................

Or something to that effect.......I didn't really pay attention too much since she was a poser.....................

ender098 03-12-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by General Scarlett
It was some Hawaiian chick saying that she'd make some sort of hot passionate love to anyone stupid enough to hand over their Credit Card #, and a sperm sample..............................

Or something to that effect.......I didn't really pay attention too much since she was a poser.....................



Damn, is that all she wanted!?!? Sign me up!!! :D

General Scarlett 03-12-2007 10:12 PM

Oh go hose off!!!!!! :p :rolleyes: ;)

nando 03-13-2007 02:30 PM

sign me too .......lol ;)

Renegade 03-13-2007 02:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by General Scarlett
Oh go hose off!!!!!! :p :rolleyes: ;)


She did say she wanted samples.... so maybe that's what she was asking for

Sonneilon 03-14-2007 03:49 PM

I'm guessing it was Nelly Furtado trying to hit us up. I mean, she IS a Joe fan (or at least in my dreams, which I know are true cuz dreams would never lie...). lol

rds13601 03-15-2007 01:25 PM

Dating
 
I have the feeling that having intimacy with that woman would be like landing a 747 passenger jet in the Grand Canyon!! Snurf.

Sonneilon 03-18-2007 10:18 AM

TAKE ME TO THE DANGER ZONE!!!






oh c'mon guys, it's not like Britany isn't totally damaged goods... *jab*


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