59. I am not allowed to refer to 'Battle Force 2000' as 'MST3K'-lite....
*They don't find it very funny and neither should I
*The robots on the Defiant aren't nearly as 'quick-witted' as the one on MST3K
*A wedgie in space hurts just as much as one on Earth
60. I am not allowed to watch the 'SAW' movies around Doc, Breaker or any of the others who were in 'Trucial Abysmia'
*'Dead' really does hurt............a lot..........
*Dr Mindbender's regeneration machine is a lot like that guy Ralph from 'The Greatest American Hero'-without the instruction manual its nearly impossible to get the proper 'humor levels'.....
*Even though Doc II is pretty..........she can be a real beyotch when you try to joke about what really happened out there.......
