Liberace, The guy who sells Oreck vacuum cleaners, tap dancers, the guy who constantly runs over my foot with his power chair, Jonny Quest, I think Race Bannon and Dr. Quest had something goin on, the people who stand outside the courthouse across the street from me;they are scary,people who bum cigarrettes from me; I don't smoke. Women who have more facial hair than me. Wayne Newton, women who come out of the planned parenthood center with bags of condoms, the people who are overseeing the oil disaster in the Gulf; doin a great job, aren't they? Maureen Dowd, Don Imus, Cobra La, the stay puff marshmallow man, and the landlord who hasn't put my personally owned air conditioner in. I'm sweating Kobe Bryant at the free throw line, sheesh