Vrolijke Kerstmis,
Joyeux Noël,
Frohe Weihnachten,
Χαρούμενα Χριστούγεννα,
Buon Natale,
Feliz Natal,
С Рождеством Христовым,
Feliz Navidad,
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

To my Christain friends I say, Merry Christmas.

To my Jewish friends I say, sorry I missed you a couple weeks ago

To my Pagan friends I say, Happy Yule and sorry for stealing the tree idea.

To my Athiest friends I say, sorry for the inconvinance of the stores being closed but I hope you enjoyed all the great sales!

To my canine friends I say woof woof, arf, woof, bark!

To all my friends I say, be safe, be happy and may you have a wonderful day and a great new year!

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The United States will conquer Terrorism with the help of God and a few Marines.

Some people, when trying to avoid thinking about those things that cause them pain, turn to drink, or perhaps food, or drugs... I turn not to any of those... I collect action figures, turning my mind to the hunt, so that I might find a mote of peace... Over the years, I've found that alcoholism is much more socially acceptable by far.