Operator: Which service do you require?
Man in Store: Police please, I've just been assaulted
Police Operator: This is the police department how may I help?
Man In Store: I've just been smashed in the face for a toy in a store, please send some police to arrest this man
Police Operator: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Police Operator: Did they smash you in the face because your an evil scalper?
Man In store: They assaulted me for a toy that I wanted to buy to sell on ebay.
Police Operator: Go Away, we have real crimes we should be attending.
