Don't put Tripwire on breakfast duty unless you want scrambled eggs.
Don't assign Beachhead to the infirmary to help with the combat exhaustion cases.
Don't assign Airtight to meal duties.... One word - Toadburgers.
Don't paint Barbeque's quarters red, again...he can't find his gear.
Don't refer to Heavy Duty as Roadblock lite...again.
Don't ask Kamakura if he wants to be a ninja when he grows up.
Don't talk about the Olympic Wrestling team in front of Major Barrage refering to them as 'those big pooftahs'.
Don't ask Blowtorch to help out at the grill... unless you like everything well done.