Alrighty gang!! I just got into this game on another board and I know that it's going to be a 'hoot' to have us play it here!!

Here's how it works: you make up something that you are not allowed to do while in the PITT. I'll start off to show you what I mean.

1. I am not allowed to shoot up the flooring of the firing range.

* Even if that's the way the A-Team does it.
* Am not allowed to refer to Hawk as Hannibal, even if he does love it when a plan comes together.
* Should not refer to Snake Eyes as Faceman for obvious reasons
* Roadblock does not "Pity Fools" and no, he will not grow a mohawk.

2. Should not speak of candy, bears, balloons or bongos when Ripcord is around.

*Should not put on a bear costume to try and get him over his phobia.
* He knows where we keep the "Hurt Locker" and will show me if I continue to play my bongos while wearing said bear costume.

3. I am not allowed to practice 'miming' when Snake Eyes is in the lounge.

*Even if Bazooka thinks it's funny when I'm 'stuck in the box'
*Also 'Charades' is a big 'no-no'
*And pressing the 'mute' button while Snakes is watching 'Lifetime' isn't a good idea




Let's see how creative we all can be!!!!! PLAY!

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I'm not allowed to adjust the duty rosters on Hawk's desk to send arctic specialists to missions in Sierra Gordo in July or Recondo and Dusty to the Kamchatcka Peninsula during December.

While in the motor pool, I'm not allowed to suggest Clutch convert all the vehicles to automatic transmissions.

I'm also not allowed to refer him to refresher training on "Maintaining a Respectful Workplace Free from Harassment."



Did I pass the test? Keep it going!

When Sonneilon is in charge, thou shall not send Snow Job and Quick Kick on an undercover mission in the Gulag Roo Uh Pentay. :P

6. I am not allowed to mess with Scarlett's crossbow and arrows

*even though I think that 'hot pink' for a color really makes her weapon 'pop'
*while the fire sale at Oliver Queen's estate had a whole bunch of cool and unique arrows for sale, stuffing Scarlett's quiver with the one's that shoot flowers wasn't such a smart idea
*adjusting the tension of the bow so that the arrows simply 'fall off', in hindsight, isn't so funny when it's one of those C4 tipped ones



7. I am not allowed to rummage through Cover Girl's and Lady Jaye's 'undercover makeup'

*there's a reason why the labels say 'dry clean only'
*'spirit gum' isn't supposed to be chewed at Army/Navy games
*even though putting on all that leather and lace feels so good


8. I am not allowed to try playing 'Marco Polo' with Jinx

*that's a lesson I only needed to learn once..........

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Don't put Tripwire on breakfast duty unless you want scrambled eggs.
Don't assign Beachhead to the infirmary to help with the combat exhaustion cases.
Don't assign Airtight to meal duties.... One word - Toadburgers.
Don't paint Barbeque's quarters red, again...he can't find his gear.
Don't refer to Heavy Duty as Roadblock lite...again.
Don't ask Kamakura if he wants to be a ninja when he grows up.
Don't talk about the Olympic Wrestling team in front of Major Barrage refering to them as 'those big pooftahs'.
Don't ask Blowtorch to help out at the grill... unless you like everything well done.

1. when gungho takes your helmet and won't give it back let him keep it....otherwise you'll be wearing it for a very long time

2. don't hit on scarlet...... if you do sleep lightly.

3. don't take kamakura's sword......besides you can't get it out of the sheath anyways (VvV movie)

thats it's for now

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Don't replace Leatherneck's Marine poster with this:

I am not allowed to switch out Flint's and Falcon's cammo fatigues....

*NO, 'one size' does NOT fit all.........


I am not allowed to switch out Roadblock's supply of baking soda for powered alum......


* although it's funny seeing everyone who eats the bisquits 'pucker up', it's not so much fun when it's happening to my own butt
* 'Sourpuss' takes on a whole new meaning when Gen. Hawk can't form his words
* Although it is funny to see Clutch guzzling water, it's not so much fun when he ties me to the VAMP and plays 'chicken' with everyone else

I am not allowed to blast 'Charge of the Valkeryies' for revele

*Some of us are sooooo NOT morning people
*Unathorized weapons discharge is a BIG no-no
*It's so humiliating to have to have Doc pull my BVD's out with a 'probe'



I am not allowed to have pizza delivered

*even though I can soooooo get them on the '30 minutes or it's free' thing
*Law and Mutt will only fib and say that no one ever came to the checkpoint gate (while their breath smells like pepperoni)
*My government paycheck doesn't allow me enough to 'share with the group'


I am not allowed to advertise the 'B.E.T.' as a 'hip, cool urban music player'


*DialTone and Mainframe get really P*ssed off when I switch the mother boards around
*Roadblock and Stalker don't find it too funny either...........


I am not allowed to ask Bombstrike to get me some ice cream out of the walk in freezer....


*she's REALLY NOT a fan of 'deer caught in headlights' jokes......
*neither is her brother......either one of 'em

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