I am not allowed to switch out Flint's and Falcon's cammo fatigues....
*NO, 'one size' does NOT fit all.........
I am not allowed to switch out Roadblock's supply of baking soda for powered alum......
* although it's funny seeing everyone who eats the bisquits 'pucker up', it's not so much fun when it's happening to my own butt
* 'Sourpuss' takes on a whole new meaning when Gen. Hawk can't form his words
* Although it is funny to see Clutch guzzling water, it's not so much fun when he ties me to the VAMP and plays 'chicken' with everyone else
I am not allowed to blast 'Charge of the Valkeryies' for revele
*Some of us are sooooo NOT morning people
*Unathorized weapons discharge is a BIG no-no
*It's so humiliating to have to have Doc pull my BVD's out with a 'probe'
I am not allowed to have pizza delivered
*even though I can soooooo get them on the '30 minutes or it's free' thing
*Law and Mutt will only fib and say that no one ever came to the checkpoint gate (while their breath smells like pepperoni)
*My government paycheck doesn't allow me enough to 'share with the group'
I am not allowed to advertise the 'B.E.T.' as a 'hip, cool urban music player'
*DialTone and Mainframe get really P*ssed off when I switch the mother boards around
*Roadblock and Stalker don't find it too funny either...........
I am not allowed to ask Bombstrike to get me some ice cream out of the walk in freezer....
*she's REALLY NOT a fan of 'deer caught in headlights' jokes......
*neither is her brother......either one of 'em
